- form to make friends - bieaytches - gift form - form for stamps - Idiocracy stamp board - Grammar nazi form - form to get forms - form critique - then you get to go back and do it again - form 9841A Sec.43 Subsection.B (doing things with 'friends') - suspicious activity - swag ($) order - (FOR OFFICE USE) form template/requirements: Every page of a form has a number, and every page has a page number. Until properly indexed in the master list of forms, numbers are tentative and prefaced with an X (ie: two or more different forms can be X23, master list of forms will resolve each form to a definitive, and permanent number) - Laundry form - form for requesting a stamp - form for requesting a postcard - form for exchanging money - 1st Bank of BRC PMoneyOrder (swag order) - form to request a joke - form for flashing titties - sparklepony license - renewal form - stamping form (ass, breast, forearm, etc) - not-dusty-enough form - invisible line form - not in my lobby form Them clothes has got laundry numbers on 'em. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any postal bitch forgets their number spends a night in the box. This doesn't mean Ender will clean your clothes. This here spoon - you keep with you - and any postal bitch loses their spoon spends a night in the box. There is no playing at grabass or fighting in the post office. You got a grudge against another postal bitch you can fight them Saturday afternoon at the white party. Any postal bitch playing at grabass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box. There's only serious, consensual grabass here. First bell is at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk and last bell is at eight. Any postal bitch not in their bunk at eight will spend a night in the box. There is no smoking in crone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over opposite sides of your bunk. Anyone caught in the missonary position will spend a night in the box. You get two sheets. Every Saturday you take a clean sheet on the top, then sheet on the bottom and then turn in your sheet to the Laundry Boy. Any postal bithch who sheets on the wrong night spends a night in the box. No one will sit on the bunks with dirty pants on. Any postal bitch sitting on a bunk with dirty pants will spend a night in the box without pants. Any postal bitch who places their MOOP outside the box - spends a night in the box. Any postal bitch loudtalking spends a night in the box. Any postal beeyotch who thinks too far outside the box, spends the night in the box. You got questions you come to me. AND spend the night in the box, but we'll let you bring a friend (if the appropriate forms have been filled out). See form 9841A Sec.43 Subsection.B I'm Ender the floorwalker. I'm responsible for order in here and any postal bitch that don't keep order...spends a night in the box. I hope you're gonna be a hardcase postal bitch. I love those! https://www.americanrhetoric.com/MovieSpeeches/moviespeechcoolhandluke1.html - lists - if there's no box available, you will build another box. All boxes have numbers. You will fill out a form in order to request a new number in order to correctly number your boxes. # ---- # 1661079175 Aug 21 06:52:55 2022 56 594 3175 SHA256 (/home/ender/www/PO9/2016forms.txt) = 33546739b39c5f0d69074de9dd3e61927b3816d2b5655206b0e42115a7a870ea # -rw-r--r-- 1 ender users 3175 Aug 21 06:52 /home/ender/www/PO9/2016forms.txt # 1029 3655813 -rw-r--r-- 1 ender users 14715632 3175 "Aug 21 06:56:15 2022" "Aug 21 06:52:55 2022" "Aug 21 06:52:55 2022" 32768 8 0 /home/ender/www/PO9/2016forms.txt # ---- # 1661079175 Aug 21 06:52:55 2022 56 594 3175 SHA256 (/home/ender/www/PO9/2016forms.txt) = 33546739b39c5f0d69074de9dd3e61927b3816d2b5655206b0e42115a7a870ea # -rw-r--r-- 1 ender users 3175 Aug 21 06:52 /home/ender/www/PO9/2016forms.txt # 1029 3655813 -rw-r--r-- 1 ender users 14715632 3175 "Aug 21 06:56:15 2022" "Aug 21 06:52:55 2022" "Aug 21 06:52:55 2022" 32768 8 0 /home/ender/www/PO9/2016forms.txt # ---- # 1789222427 Sep 12 10:13:47 2026 68 645 3684 SHA256 (/home/ender/www/PO9/2016forms.txt) = 4d18d740d6d00ef28c17260196fd5bf75bcdda0d11f01cf33238007af9f126e2 # -rw-r--r-- 1 ender users 3684 Sep 12 10:13 /home/ender/www/PO9/2016forms.txt # 1034 17447062 -rw-r--r-- 1 ender users 76280415 3684 "Sep 12 11:17:31 2026" "Sep 12 10:13:47 2026" "Sep 12 10:13:47 2026" 32768 8 0 /home/ender/www/PO9/2016forms.txt ----------------------------------------------------------------- MOVED TO: form-PROPOSED-context_problems ----------------------------------------------------------------- From: Ditto (G. S.) Date: Sat, 3 Aug 2019 22:09:38 -0400 OUTSIDE CONTEXT PROBLEM(S) DETECTED: (Response Protocol(s): Local Identifiers Only): RESPONSE FORMATTED FOR RECEIPT BY: CONVERSANT/EARTH/HUMAN/GENOME AGNOSTIC/ENGLISH (Local Temporal Context: Early 3rd Millennium) ??????~?????? CURRENT CAPABILITY EXCEEDED. PLEASE SEE BELOW FOR DETAIL AND GUIDANCE: *Sorry, My telekinetic pathways have been disengaged for regularly scheduled annual maintenance. I currently have no facility to interpret and thus provide, a meaningful response to your earlier message. **This message has been auto generated by an interpreter bot of highly focused and highly constrained response abilities. Please do not respond unless your response addresses the error code cited in the main body of this email. ~ender additions to make more form-like: [] too clean [] too dusty [] too high [] too drunk [] too sober [] too crazy [] too rude [] too autistic [] too distracted [] too sexy, distracting [] too dirty [] -minded [] that's a [] unicorn [] bunny [] furry [] other [] radically self-entitled [] unable to listen [] unable to fill out a form [] foreign language detected [] gesture capability inadequate [] needs to pee too badly [] temporal anomaly, out-of-range [] other, plz describe: _______ # ---- # 1564901721 Aug 4 02:55:21 2019 44 200 1290 SHA256 (/home/ender/www/PO9/context_problems) = 8a7d0457d68e6b79b2970afb9ae1d85d4e1915c3ff8a86cca8cdee1ecef9a988 # -rw-r--r-- 1 ender users 1290 Aug 4 2019 /home/ender/www/PO9/context_problems # 1029 3655817 -rw-r--r-- 1 ender users 14709415 1290 "Aug 21 07:04:23 2022" "Aug 4 02:55:21 2019" "Aug 4 02:55:21 2019" 32768 8 0 /home/ender/www/PO9/context_problems Loose Sparkle-Pony/Donkey(Ass)/Nag/Goat Form Please show your brand here: - has the loose livestock been branded? Feed? Living conditions? Hoof care? Vinegar? Properly bedded? Straw? Stall been mucked out? Responsible for pens/writing implements? Water? Sunscreen/Shade? Instructions for return clearly marked on virgins? Properly curried? Indian or not? De-wormed? [] tagged? [] licensed? Where Am I? / What is This / Is This a Real Post Office Form (can you read?) do you have a writing implement? what key principle are you violating? (self-reliance) Did you already answer these questions verbally? # ---- # Jun 19 2013 551 30249 10 74 551 /home/ender/forms # -rw-r--r-- 1 ender users 551 Jun 19 2013 /home/ender/forms # 1029 3290428 -rw-r--r-- 1 ender users 13162479 551 "Sep 29 19:34:53 2016" "Jun 19 14:06:09 2013" "Jan 4 16:32:56 2014" 32768 8 0 /home/ender/forms # ---- # Sep 29 2016 823 31397 14 121 823 /home/ender/www/BRCPO/po9-new-forms # -rw-r--r-- 1 ender users 823 Sep 29 2016 /home/ender/www/BRCPO/po9-new-forms # 1029 3500610 -rw-r--r-- 1 ender users 14092775 823 "Aug 6 00:28:48 2018" "Sep 29 19:34:53 2016" "Sep 29 19:36:32 2016" 32768 8 0 /home/ender/www/BRCPO/po9-new-forms # ---- # Aug 6 00:29:31 1151 34347 19 168 1151 /home/ender/www/BRCPO/po9-new-forms # -rw-r--r-- 1 ender users 1151 Aug 6 2018 /home/ender/www/BRCPO/po9-new-forms # 1029 3500610 -rw-r--r-- 1 ender users 14092775 1151 "Jul 24 13:47:01 2019" "Aug 6 00:29:31 2018" "Aug 6 00:29:31 2018" 32768 8 0 /home/ender/www/BRCPO/po9-new-forms (Can I) Borrow a [writing implement] Form interpretive dance appropriate groveling bribes exchanges guarantees appropriate use: forms, mail, note-taking, other collateral sign here Criticism Form Complaint vs Criticism Form Gratuity / Gift form (attempted bribery?) comestible drink ice-cold / steamy hot / lukewarm alcohol (providing to an alcoholic?) top-shelf can bottle / full bottle garnish provided? / lemon / lime / olive / salt / (other?) caffienated solids guac / raw (avacado) bacon (cooked? canned) jerky candy chocolate - dark, white, (hipster) hard semi-hard / jellybeans sour packaged baked goods cooky, cracker, brownie cheese type? pickle / olive eggs (we need the eggs!) meal / soup / spaghetti / meat: tritip, ribeye, ham (sliced), chicken (seasoned?) swag metal pendant (other) metal: coin, utensil, tool laser-cut trash 3D-printed trash Chinese manufactured trash pin / embossed / make-your-own patch / full embrodiery / iron-on (trash) sticker lighter shot-glass bottle-opener led / lighting repurposed is this just MOOP? personal care baby powder sunscreen lip balm wipes bandana MOOP (trash) digital mp3 / ogg / flac mp4 / mov pdf / cbz / zip / gz bitcoin / ethrium l00+ cr@+3z [form creation: date, inventory control number] [list of forms] Form Non-existence Form [] non-corpreal [] ecto-plasmic [] pure energy [] pure thought [] power of infinity [] power of eternity [] circular reference (loop detection) [] Name/Type/Concept of Form needed? Licensing Form - hunting [] unicorn [] sparklepony [] bunny [] duck - bicycle - modified? - art bike? - eBike - amps, camp grid certified - modified? art? - deadly weapons - deez gunz - food - sparkle-(pony,nag,donkey,goat,etc) - postal adequacy HOA Compliance Form Mailbox Registration Identification Form Postal Inspection Form [] measured, weighed, stamped [] flexibility test [] box-test [] conformity to postal standards [] orfice-tested [] ability to stamp Objectification Form (sexual, financial, what else?) Sexual Harassment Form guaranteed sexual harassment (ofc use, internal use) Consent Form Wifi Request Form [] make / model: ____ [] wep / spa / encryption [] hardware device ID [] number of devices [] purpose: [] infrastructure / supplier contact [] logistics coordination [] email [] shit-posting [] information req [] digital addiction withdrawal [] uploading images [] uploading video [] real job/work-related [] required legal compliance [] contact family [] wifi phone call [] videochat [] reason why this is important vs. being here now: _____ Delivery Change Request Form Feline form? cougar (milf), puma, panther - tom / molly [] furry? [] ears only? [] declawed? [] licks (adequate, poor, ahhhmazing!) [] collared? [] leashed? [] licensed? (there's a form for that!) form: sensous, lithe, agile, acrobatic, chunky, fat and sassy, scrawny, mangy, flea-biten [] purrs? [] scratches? [] kneeds? [] pounces? [] on MOOP? [] rubs? [] fits=sits? [] multiple teats? [] Black Rock City Animal Control tagged? Furry Form (non-cat) [] Black Rock City Animal Control tagged? [] rabid? [] intoxicated? [] teats on non-mammals? [] overly sexualized? [] under sexualized? [] udders dispense fluids? [] alcoholic? Services in-Lieu-of-Cash Form [] Human Tricks [] tongue tip-flip [] tongue roll [] wrinkle tongue: crispness (1-10) [] blow bubbles: size / catch air / used tools [] lick: nose / elbow / postie [] wiggle ears / nose [] double-jointed [] folding eyelids [] Display unusual/modified Body [] impressive scars: double mascetomy / heart/lung replacement / bear/tiger claw [] third nipple [] 6th finger [] attached/detached earlobes [] werewolf syndrome [] minor: fingers [] unibrow [] Greek toe (Morton's foot) [] split tongue [] magnet implants [] tattoos story: _______ [] Performance [] joke (good, new, clean, dirty, pun-tastic, dad) - rating? [] sing [] nipple licking [] double reverse nipple licking [] male nipple (low-effort) [] postie-required [] flashing (photo/videos or doesn't count) [] helicopter [] chinook [] acroyoga / acrobatics [] feats of strength / agility [] with props: bicycle, juggler, fire (poi, staff, whip, other?), [] Service (as needed/requested by PO9) [] massage (for other customers?) [] back-cracking [] full monty [] sort / count postcards [] clean Post Office [] apply sunscreen [] Cool Stuff [] robotics/automation demonstration [] math/science trick [] unusual knowledge # ---- # Jul 24 18:45 2019 3269 41756 142 477 3269 /home/ender/www/BRCPO/po9-new-forms # -rw-r--r-- 1 ender users 3269 Jul 24 18:45 /home/ender/www/BRCPO/po9-new-forms # 1029 11490084 -rw-r--r-- 1 ender users 45960791 3269 "Aug 7 13:33:32 2019" "Jul 24 18:45:06 219" "Jul 25 01:05:12 2019" 32768 8 0 /home/ender/www/BRCPO/po9-new-forms # ---- # Aug 7 13:11:37 3657 48782 148 534 3657 /home/ender/www/PO9/po9-new-forms # -rw-r--r-- 1 ender users 3657 Aug 7 13:11 /home/ender/www/PO9/po9-new-forms # 1029 3500610 -rw-r--r-- 1 ender users 14092775 3657 "Aug 7 13:13:18 2019" "Aug 7 13:11:37 2019" "Aug 7 13:11:37 2019" 32768 8 0 /home/ender/www/PO9/po9-new-forms Power Form [] power exchange: dominance / submisssion [] solar [] request: charge my: phone / camera / laptop [] power form: [] werewolf [] superhero ...etc # ---- # 1565200816 Aug 7 14:00:16 2019 167 661 4560 SHA256 (/home/ender/www/PO9/po9-new-forms) = f02a013d46ea60f52c91514dd8fd1a18da663f3a17a02c9664c952de6f97079e # -rw-r--r-- 1 ender users 4560 Aug 7 2019 /home/ender/www/PO9/po9-new-forms # 1029 3500610 -rw-r--r-- 1 ender users 14744312 4560 "Aug 21 06:55:12 2022" "Aug 7 14:00:16 2019" "Aug 7 14:00:16 2019" 32768 16 0 /home/ender/www/PO9/po9-new-forms # ---- # 1661080563 Aug 21 07:16:03 2022 305 1695 10719 SHA256 (/home/ender/www/PO9/po9-new-forms) = a8cb3f43859f86236adc1fb9fb79050a121478f403fb72e91e29fd12c3100024 # -rw-r--r-- 1 ender users 10719 Aug 21 2022 /home/ender/www/PO9/po9-new-forms # 1034 17447105 -rw-r--r-- 1 ender users 76294152 10719 "Sep 12 10:40:57 2026" "Aug 21 07:16:03 2022" "Jan 2 19:13:02 2024" 32768 24 0 /home/ender/www/PO9/po9-new-forms MOOP Form why do you think PO9 should take your MOOP? Good/Bad MOOP quality is this just trash? AI Slop Form Insta-model Form (sticker/notice?) (in Russian) - asked others to move out of your shot - appropriation of public goods for private monetization / clout - BF/fuckbuddy photogapher - doing her own shots - tripod - lighting features (scale, quality, portability) - real camera? - phone? - outfit hotness rating - feathers, sequins, MOOPiness of outfit - general annoyingness - redeemable for one international postcard stamp this year (immediacy), if you can read this far (picture verified by postie issuing: ie: take a pic, so MOOPer who reads doesn't get when thot drops the form - ie: trying to convert insta-thots into burners who interact) Asshole Form Shirt-Cocker Form